Can Spiderman come play?

Mason spent the entire evening begging for Spiderman to come to his house to play. He asked over and over. I tried explaining the many reasons that was not going to happen. Finally we decided to call him and ask.

Me: Hello, Spiderman?
Jason: Um... yes?
Me: This is Ashley and Mason. Can you come to our house and play or do you live to far away?
Jason/Spiderman: I live very far away. I can't come over because I have to go get the bad guys.
Me: Oh okay. Thanks anyway.
Spiderman: Tell Mason to be a very good boy and help people.
Me: Okay Spiderman.
Mason: Goodnight Spiderman .

After we hung up Mason was quiet for a minute. Then he exclaimed "SPIDERMAN HAS A PHONE?!"