Brilliant!

Whoever thought of putting this chair in the fabric store is brilliant.
Since I take seemingly hours to pick out what I'm getting, they could at least watch my kid.
A chair, a book, and a duck will do nicely.

I said, "Mace, smile for me"
His expression said, "Mommmmmmmm" in sarcastic teenage voice.

Things were feeling not so brilliant when I tried to get him out of the chair to go home. I think we are banned from that store.
Add it to the list.